This is the kind of awful Paint job you would get if I did all the banners.
At first, I was going to have a repeating image from Black Christmas as the backdrop for the blog. But it didn't work so well. So now I have this beautiful, blood-frosted snowflake to make your holiday that much more gory.
Plus, check out the amazing work that Frank Browning did on the banner for the blog! Everyone go on over to his Facebook page and commission him to do some work for you - but you better pay him well. Christmas doesn't pay for itself.