Horror Horizon – March 26

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Mystery Science Theater 3000: XXVI



“For this 26th volume of MST3K, an introduction could well be pared down to ’one cult TV series with two guys, two robots, four movies and 10,000 jokes. ’ This new collection of previously unreleased episodes picks up where the last 25 left off: seating you next to the funniest peanut gallery in television history. It’s a deep dive into the human instinct for survival, where our warped warriors aboard the Satellite of Love find the funny in the tragic…or at least the cheesy. In fact, it’s not too hyperbolic to insist that what Joel, Mike, Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot do, as they defend us against the slings and arrows of outrageously unfortunate movies, is nothing less than keep us sane. If you don’t agree, you re obviously crazy. See what we did there? Titles Include: The Magic Sword, Alien From L.A. , Danger!! Death Ray & The Mole People.”

From Beyond (Collector’s Edition)

“The Resonator, a powerful machine that can control the sixth sense, has killed its creator and sent his associate into an insane asylum. But when a beautiful psychiatrist becomes determined to continue the experiment, she unwittingly opens the door to a hostile parallel universe… and to the deviant behavior within the human psyche. With its victims becoming creatures who feed on (and become aroused by) human brains, the Resonator is the ultimate man-made monster. And now something’s gone horribly wrong and no one can turn it off!”

Phantasm II (Collector’s Edition)

“Released after seven years in a mental hospital, Mike convinces his old pal Reggie to join forces with him to hunt down and destroy The Tall Man once and for all. Mike’s visions lead the two to a quiet little town where a horde of flying killer balls aim to slice and dice their gruesome way through everyone. Exploding with special effects, unparalleled thrills, horror and suspense, Phantasm II climaxes with a blood-curdling conclusion that you have to see to believe.”

Futureworld [Blu-Ray]

“To combat the lingering adverse publicity, Duffy, the Delos representative, has offered the IMC Communication Network exclusive rights to the new Delos story. Tracy Ballard (Blythe Danner), the network’s top commentator, has been assigned the story with Chuck Browning (Peter Fonda), the newspaper reporter who broke the original Westworld disaster story. 

But as Tracy and Chuck’s private tour starts, they get the feeling the entire resort might not be as safe as Delos thinks…”

The Collection



“When Elena is talked into attending an underground warehouse party with her friends, she finds herself caught in a nightmarish trap where the revelers are mowed, sliced and crushed to death by a macabre series of contraptions operated by a masked psychopath. When the grisly massacre is over, Elena is the only survivor. But before she can escape, she is locked in a trunk and transported to an unknown location. Fortunately for Elena, one man – Arkin – knows exactly where she’s headed, having just escaped from there with his life and sanity barely intact. Elena’s wealthy father hires a crack team of mercenaries to force Arkin to lead them to the killer’s lair. But even these hardened warriors are not prepared for what they encounter: an abandoned hotel-turned-torture-chamber, rigged with deadly traps and filled with mangled corpses. Can Arkin and the team get to Elena before she too becomes part of his gruesome ‘collection?’”

Immortality [Blu-Ray]


“A seductive vampire who always gets what he wants finds his latest conquest to be frustratingly elusive.”

AKA The Wisdom of Crocodiles.

Panic in the Streets [Blu-Ray]



“In this suspenseful melodrama, a bullet-ridden corpse turns up in the water off the New Orleans docks. To the police, he’s a John Doe…until a public health doctor (Richard Widmark) discovers he carries a virulent strain of bubonic plague. Hundreds of officers are mobilized to track down the killers and all who had contact with the dead man in a desperate race against the clock before the highly contagious disease spreads far beyond the port area and puts the entire country in peril.”

The Frankenstein Theory

“From the makers of The Last Exorcism comes a boldly original vision of horror – THE FRANKENSTEIN THEORY. What if the most chilling novel of all time was actually based on a true account of a horrific experiment gone awry? When he is suspended from his university job for his outlandish ideas, Professor John Venkenheim leads a documentary film crew to the rim of the Arctic Circle in a desperate effort to vindicate his academic reputation. His theory: Mary Shelley’s ghastly story, “Frankenstein,” is, in fact, a work of non-fiction disguised as fantasy. In the vast, frozen wilderness, Venkenheim and his team search for the legendary monster, a creature mired in mystery and drenched in blood. What they find is an unspeakable truth more terrifying than any fiction…a nightmare from which there is no waking.” 

Bad Meat

“Ordered to a delinquent camp by their exasperated parents, a group of wayward teens fall foul of a deadly virus that infects the guards and turns them into flesh-eating monsters! Gristle and gore are on the menu-as are the kids in this Brat Camp slaughterhouse massacre.” 

6 Dead Souls

“It’s been 18 years since his family was murdered and the lone survivor, John Bennett was locked up in an insane asylum. Now 18 years exactly to the day of the first murders Bennett breaks free of the asylum and six people are dead! As his Doctors and the U.S. Marshalls scramble to find him, he heads back home to the old abandoned family farm – where a group of college kids are having a party. The kids unwittingly let loose an old spirit trapped since the murders as Bennett arrives. Now the murders unleash an age old prophecy to bring about the end of the world. Can it be stopped before he realizes his bloody prophecy or will the world come to an end? Find out in the heart-stopping finale!”

Sexsquatch: The Legend of Blood Stool Creek

“Joey Jeremiah’s friends have gathered near Blood Stool Creek for a party weekend to throw their ambitious friend a “”get laid”” party. Teens… woods… beer… sex… what could possibly go wrong? Well the wooded area that plays host to their good times houses a sinister beast. He’s blood thirsty, intelligent, eloquent, covered in hair, and HORNY as hell… it’s SEXSQUATCH!”

The Possession in Japan

“Young, pretty Lisa reaches 20 years of age and begins to suffer from an unusual phenomenon that turns her face more diabolical day by day. Diagnosed with schizophrenia, Lisa undergoes treatment but gets steadily worse. Indeed, she s possessed by the devil and is set to face a deadly fight with evil spirits!” 

Deadly Karma

“Bullied in High School, Sammy Harris ends up in a mental institution for five years. Now, five years later, his old classmates are dying one at a time!”

Zombie Genocide: Legion of the Damned

“Chaos is rampant as a biochemical terrorist attack rages in several heavily populated cities in the US. The world will never be the same as the virus spreads quickly across the continent turning thousands of people into a horrific flesh-eating army of the dead.”

Bloodline: Vengeance From Beyond

“The Surgeon pursues perverted experimentation with Science and Magick on random people he has kidnapped. His bizarre and maniacal mutilation agenda reaches an apex when he captures a young girl who becomes separated from her twin sister.”

Because I Love You

“BECAUSE I LOVE YOU is the story of CREAM, a beautiful young exotic dancer torn between good and evil, internally as well as externally. On the night that she chooses a life of good over evil, she is taken hostage by a group of wild animals. She is driven to an undisclosed location and brutalized repeatedly. Feeling like all hope is gone, it is the love of her daughter that keeps her alive.”

Death From Above

“An ancient Druid has returned to claim his prize – to rule the world through one thousand years of darkness. But with one man standing between him and his ultimate reign, the two brutal forces of good vs. evil collide in an epic battle.”

Animus

“For a final project, five film students led by Maya (Megan Davis) document an infamous old hospital deep in Southern Arizona. They went hoping to find proof of the paranormal. Instead, they find themselves at the mercy of a savage madman.”

The Death Wheelers

“A gang of young people call themselves the Living Dead. They terrorize the population from their small town. After an agreement with the devil, if they kill themselves firmly believing in it, they will survive and gain eternal life. Following their leader, they commit suicide one after the other, but things don’t necessarily turn out as expected.”

Bled White

“The dead feast on human flesh and stop at nothing for it. The living, confined to the dark corners of the world, must do what it takes to survive. Dying is the only thing left to do at the end of the world. Now Ed, Matt, Joe, Natalie, Sam and Mary will try to survive. Who lives depends on who kills first.”

The Darkest Corner of Paradise

“When Peter Landsman moves to the city to pursue a career in professional accounting, cold-calling banks in search of a good job, he finds himself in a situation far less predictable: working at the local skating rink and living in a rundown apartment. But onenight, a young woman stumbles into his apartment. Unwittingly, Landsman is lured into a seedy underworld of black market traders and killers.”

Jezebeth [Blu-Ray]

“In the attic of an ancestral home, a devil worshiping sadist, Jezebeth Blandy (Bree Michaels), at war with God, unwittingly discovers a nineteenth century diary that details the summoning of a demon. Jezebeth succeeds in breaking a satanic code inside her hell room which creates for her two realities.” 

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