Horror Horizon – April 9

Notable DVD releases for the coming Tuesday. Selections are subject to Blu-Ray release as well.

Massage Parlor Murders [Blu-Ray]



“A vicious serial killer is stalking the streets of New York City, murdering Times Square massage girls in a variety of brutal ways. It’s up to a rogue detective team to solve the case as the body count continues to rise! Chock full of over the top sex and violence and complete with high speed car chase through Manhattan, MASSAGE PARLOR MURDERS is an exploitation film lover’s dream movie. Featuring performances from Sandra Peabody (Last House on the Left), Chris Jordan (Deep Throat 2), Brother Theodore (The ‘Burbs), and George Dzundza (The Deer Hunter) in one of his earliest appearances!”



“Six prep school kids from Crestview Academy, home to the spoiled offspring of society’s elite, find themselves stuck in detention on a frightfully dark and stormy Saturday afternoon. During their 8-hour incarceration, each of the six kids falls victim to a horrible ‘accident’ until only one of them remains.”

Sexcula

“Those Evil Deeds of the Countess…SEXCULA! SEXCULA is a skin flick of legendary lost status. Shot in Vancouver, British Columbia, it was screened once before disappearing and sought after by cult aficionados for decades. Now, Impulse Pictures is proud to bring you the world premiere of SEXCULA. Fans can finally get a look at this elusive crazy Canadian erotic/horror hybrid for the first time ever. Starring a Marilyn Chambers lookalike in dual roles as Countess Sexcula, a buxom cutie with no qualms about lying nude on a table for the entire movie. Bizarre only begins to describe this campy horror romp… SEXCULA!”

Woochi: The Demon Slayer [Blu-Ray]

“This fantasy-action blockbuster based on a Korean folktale broke all box-office records in Korea in 2009. Jeon Woo-chi, an undisciplined, womanizing wizard unjustly accused of the death of his master, is trapped inside an ancient scroll until he is set free in 2009 by the wizards that imprisoned him to help fight against evil goblins that have taken over present-day Korea. The only problem is that Woo-chi is more interested in his new modern home,and the women of Korea, than becoming a hero. Will he be the savior of mankind?”

The Four

“Gangs of spies. A royal secret service. A covert governing organization. A divine constabulary. Everyone wants to know about a stolen coin cast and a mysterious circulation of counterfeit currency. Every government agency and financial interest in the region has an interest and a plan. But this scam is only the beginning of their problems. 

Something supernatural is happening. Someone is forming an army of the undead, created to crush anything that stands in their way, making their way to the capital. Coldblood. Iron Hands. Emotionless. Life Snatcher. They are kung fu superheroes. They are THE FOUR. And they may be our only chance.”

President’s Day

“This year’s student council elections are a matter of life and death. It’s campaign season and the students of Lincoln High are buzzing about who’s going to be class president. But when a psycho dressed as Abraham Lincoln is hacking up students the candidates must run for their lives. One-by-one the mighty Lincoln Lambs are being slaughtered by the merciless maniac in the stovepipe hat. Everyone is dying for a vote.”

Deadball

“Baseball prodigy Jubeh Yakyu (Tak Sakaguchi) is the most feared and dangerous juvenile delinquent in all of Japan. After accidentally causing the death of his father with a super-powered fireball pitch, Jubeh swore off baseball, but his life of crime leaves him in the Pterodactyl Juvenile Reformatory, at the mercy of Headmistress Ishihara, the granddaughter of a World War II Nazi collaborator, and her sadistic assistant, Ilsa. Despite having sworn never to play baseball again, Jubeh is presented with an ultimatum: join the reformatory team, The Gauntlets, in the national tournament, or witness the death of his innocent cellmate. Jubeh is now in a fight for his life against the sexy but deadly "psycho butcher girls" of the St. Black Dahlia High School. These teams are literally playing for blood! A hilariously offensive, politically incorrect sports splatter comedy, DEADBALL is director Yudai Yamaguchi’s follow-up to his earlier zombie baseball classic BATTLEFIELD BASEBALL, and once again features action star Tak Sakaguchi (VERSUS, BE A MAN! SAMURAI SCHOOL). A riotous, over-the-top epic of excess, DEADBALL is the movie for the psycho sports fan in all of us, and more fun than a prison cavity search!”

Dragon Wasps

“When her father mysteriously disappears on an expedition, beautiful entomologist Gina Humphries and her fiery assistant, Rhonda, set out to search the rain forests of Belize. Due to numerous robberies and assaults in the jungle, they are escorted by heavily-armed soldiers. Guerillas, lead by the infamous Jaguar, ambush the convoy and incite a bloody shootout. Just when things can t get worse, a horde of murderous Dragon Wasps, massive flying bugs that shoot flame from their abdomens, swarms the soldiers. Now the military must defeat Jaguar s bandits and survive the fearsome insect onslaught as they venture inside the Dragon Wasps hive.”

Father’s Day

“Ahab is a revenge-crazed psychopath/hero fresh out of prison for mistakenly slaughtering the ruthless monster who raped and murdered his father. But fathers are still being violated, dismembered with hacksaws and then set on fire. A teen hustler and a hot young priest search out the reclusive Ahab, determined to finish the job he started years ago and send this degenerate demon back to Hell, literally.”

Paranormal Movie

“Life for Larry (Kevin Farley) has always been a little weird, but things get really strange when spooky disturbances start waking him up each night. To catch the poltergeists in action, Larry sets up dozens of video cameras and quickly discovers that his house is infested with freaky clowns, weed-smoking demons and uninvited celebrities! He tries everything he can think of to ward off the evil spirits, including calling in TV’s Demon Hunter, Jack Goff (John Farley), psychologist Dr. Luni (Maria Menounos) and famous “psychic” Dr. Lipschitz (Eric Roberts). As outrageous as it is hilarious, PARANORMAL MOVIE is the creepy new comedy that gives “found footage” movies exactly what they deserve!”

Crush

“LiHigh school heartthrob Scott has it all; good looks, popularity. and a secret admirer. But what starts out as a seemingly innocent crush soon turns deadly. Who’s responsible? Scott’s long time friend Jules, frustrated with their platonic relationship? Bess, a shy classmate, increasingly jealous of his friendship with Jules? Or Jeffrey, a bright outcast whose crush on Bess has lead him to become increasingly obsessive? One thing’s certain, time’s running out and Scott must uncover the psychotic stalker before it’s too late.”

Infected

“An annual relaxing outing in the countryside becomes anything but after a blood virus infects a group of hunters, turning them into blood-thirsty maniacs. Now, the pack of survivors must thwart off the creatures in order to see daylight again. Starring William Forsythe (Boardwalk Empire) and Michael Madsen (Reservoir Dogs), Infected is a true, but wickedly twisted, tale of survival in the wilderness.”

Expiration

“Everyone has an Expiration Date. Four applicants, with their own hidden agendas, are accepted by a mysterious corporation to participate in a medical experiment at an isolated testing facility. With no instructions and no supplies, the human lab rats must fend for themselves and figure out what part of the experiment each one is playing. When the corporation becomes aware that a pregnant intruder has infiltrated the facility, they send in armored guards to clean up the mess. However, loyalties are tested when the guards learn the truth about the experiments and begin to turn on the corporation. Hidden truths about the different players and why they all signed up for the tests are revealed as their situation becomes increasingly dire.”

Holla If You Hear Me Kill You!

“A couple of singers and their friends are working late at their studio when a masked serial killer shows up and ruins all the fun. Who could this mysterious killer be and why does he want to kill the singers? As the night progresses, this label is loosing more and more of its clients. Will anyone survive? Cyn Dulay, Lorenzo Hunt, and Danielle Carter star.” 

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